If you have to ask you'll never know ! [L.Armstrong]... thats Louis not Lance.

Jan 4, 2010

Dear John,

Many thanks for your Christmas letter. Its great to know that all of you are in good health. Susan doing ballet. Wow. At 7 years she’s already had her first performance. I now feel a bonding with her. Because every morning I’m doing pirouettes in and out of local trains while holding onto the barre. The next time you’ll are here I’m going to take her on a quality time train ride with me. The house is looking great. The oak tree in the foreground just looks more majestic with each years picture. Wish I could say the same about our gulmohur. Yeah the same one we used to climb on for our games of Jack and the monkey. It fell. Adding insult to injury we had to pay the BMC to take it away.
You guys have really been travelling. Machu Pichu. Orlando. We now have a theme park here too. At Gorai. Remember the ferry crossing at Marve? The tonga rides to Manori. Esselworld. People who have seen Disney world and Esselworld have told us it’s almost as good. A bit smaller though.
You going to China on work.Wow ! I was selected to go to Sri Lanka for the company sales rep conference too. But at the last minute it was called off. Cost cutting they said. Hopefully next year my sales will be good too. They’ve promised us a conference in Bangkok.
How do you find the time ? With Sue and Randy and all their homework and classes. It’s great to know that Randy is now playing baseball for a team. I remember his cricket game when he came down last year. And how insulted he was when the kids started calling him No Ball Randy. I hope John has thought him what a no ball is. The time ? Yes the time do have book readings and attend wine tastings. If they had free wine tastings here the crowd would be bigger than St. Michael’s on a Wednesday.And you say hardly anybody comes ?
This years Divali holidays we were in Lonavla. St. Stanislaus villa. Mass every morning. Their sooji and puri bhaji is not as good as it used to be. The cook is now some UP guy. I wish the old cook had shown him how to make a decent cup of coffee before he died. We now have Barista here. Indian Starbucks. Thirty bucks for chai. Yes Thirty bucks. Even the Sea Rock coffee shop never used to charge that much. Someone told me that a cup of coffee at Starbucks costs twelve dollars. 12X 50. Geez. That’s 600 bucks. For coffee. For that kind of money you could get a share in a coffee planation in Mangalore. A small share. Ok .A very small share. If you are paying Rs. 600 for a cup of coffee please don’t tell your Mum. I met her in the bazaar last week and she was complaining how she’d just paid Rs100 for five bangdas. Your coffee price might send her straight to the Holy Family ICCU. Yes ICCU. First they only had an ICU. Now ICCU. So many heart attacks here.
You ended your letter with have a good one. I too started using that in my emails here. But some of these illiterates wrote back asking “have a good what?”. No class. But you Sue Randy and John have a good one. 2010 i.e.
Love,
YYY

9 comments:

Pooja said...

Lovely! Comes from the soul and touches the soul! As always! Happy New Year! :)

keith p said...

clem, talkin of st stanislaus villa n the coffee.... we cant forget the lil guy there 'coffee'!! called so because he would give the teachers in school tea or coffee during the breaks, and he was then taken to the villa in lonavla, to perform the same duties there

Banno said...

Very funny. The tone works just right.

Corinne Rodrigues said...

Ah! You love those letters too, don't you? :) Well, last year we got pictures of a renovated toilet/bath!! Absolutely hilarious!

C

Haddock said...

Rs100 for five bangdas ?

Damn cheap man.
I say even Bombil is costly now man.

Shanu said...

LOL

This was a fun read. Loved it :)

Edward said...

TOUCHE......KEEP IT UP...

Anonymous said...

Tell Sue ad Randy and John they can keep their picture perfect oak tree.. for that's what it will always remain - in pictures only! Here, though the gulmohur is long gone, our hearts and homes are always open for Sue and Randy when they do come down.. and finish all our Bisleri taking a bath.

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