tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post5740172260622188773..comments2023-11-04T15:11:55.447+05:30Comments on B a n d r a B u g g e r s: Bandra Talks !clemde@gmail.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00090134816906395940noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-86958514065408123172011-04-12T15:14:03.353+05:302011-04-12T15:14:03.353+05:30While playing shuttle cock (badminton) : Aye gidda...While playing shuttle cock (badminton) : Aye gidda cock men aye!<br /><br />While playing football : Savio put trooooo men ya fuckerr, bhendi can't see im standing der wot?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11720278744361412282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-39377289736161799162011-04-12T15:10:49.429+05:302011-04-12T15:10:49.429+05:30Q: What to do?
A: Catch one shake twoQ: What to do?<br /><br />A: Catch one shake twoAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11720278744361412282noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-61100015577411677652009-01-15T03:54:00.000+05:302009-01-15T03:54:00.000+05:30ooo taut u dat?? your cheacher taut you ??ooo taut u dat?? your cheacher taut you ??Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-56659427865043364322008-10-16T15:26:00.000+05:302008-10-16T15:26:00.000+05:30Housie is so much fun -a) 3 and 3 - Titri titrib) ...Housie is so much fun -<BR/><BR/>a) 3 and 3 - Titri titri<BR/><BR/>b) Half way to the house- 4 and 5- 45<BR/><BR/>The prizes given out in olden times were so unique -<BR/>1. A big fat Hen for full house.<BR/>2. Beer bottle for Jaldi five.<BR/>3. Rum bottle for lines.babluhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16360955014728850417noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-58151899393411136862008-08-22T17:33:00.000+05:302008-08-22T17:33:00.000+05:30Godlonose Or should it be Godlonknows?Godlonose Or should it be Godlonknows?Sanchiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05999115030245749245noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-24040479268404357022008-08-01T07:27:00.000+05:302008-08-01T07:27:00.000+05:30LOL! That was absolutely hilarious!mudder faader g...LOL! That was absolutely hilarious!<BR/><BR/>mudder faader gone to dadder men<BR/>i am goin to potoogeese church<BR/>coming wot?<BR/>vaan i'll give u na you'll know<BR/>got a buck wot?<BR/>lets go to september garden men<BR/>our f@#$%r tony is playing men.magiceyehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17848851692951192508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-29777521335233704792008-07-31T13:03:00.000+05:302008-07-31T13:03:00.000+05:30see that babe passing men! What a fatac !!see that babe passing men! What a fatac !!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-13901272278553060862008-07-31T10:09:00.000+05:302008-07-31T10:09:00.000+05:30That zunt was tring to patao my sass.That zunt was tring to patao my sass.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-10894468483779634512008-07-31T10:05:00.000+05:302008-07-31T10:05:00.000+05:30I'll take him left and right.I'll take him left and right.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-42090854464647681282008-07-31T01:20:00.000+05:302008-07-31T01:20:00.000+05:30Hahaha, luvd your post. I have a friend from Khar....Hahaha, luvd your post. I have a friend from Khar. She is a Goan and her inlaws are East Indian, also in Khar,. I've almost heard each and every phrase you mentioned from people in her family, mostly the aunties ( my fried's mom and mom-in-law).<BR/>mumbaiiteanu@yahoo.comMumbaiiteAnuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15166599700771034312noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-83025198197473682852008-07-22T18:43:00.000+05:302008-07-22T18:43:00.000+05:30forgot to mention the that the no. 30 (tiirti) is ...forgot to mention the that the no. 30 (tiirti) is the best give away...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-53471210038165518622008-07-19T12:48:00.000+05:302008-07-19T12:48:00.000+05:30You know you're a Bombay Catholic when...1. You an...You know you're a Bombay Catholic when...<BR/>1. You and your girlfriend are 'friendly'.<BR/>2. You've never had a grandmother, you've always had a Nana.<BR/>3. The same goes for Dada.<BR/>4. You jive to hip-hop.<BR/>5. Bastard is baashturd.<BR/>6. And baashturd is always preceeded by bleddie.<BR/>7. And if the DJ doesn't play the 'masala' he's a bleddie baashturd and you feel like jhaaping or clipping him.<BR/>8. The first thing you ask another catholic is 'which parish?'<BR/>9. Mazgaon is mazgon, Mahim is mayhim, borivali is brivli, bandra is banruh.<BR/>10. And you are a Mayhim boy or a Banruh girl.<BR/>11. Every sentence you say ends with 'men'.<BR/>12. And most sentences you say begin with 'cheh men'<BR/>13. Women are 'chicks' and men are 'buggers'.<BR/>14. It's okay if you skipped your best friend's birthday, but Sunday 9 o'clock mass, have to go men, to meet da chicks and da buggers.<BR/>15. You utter 9 F's per 3 words.<BR/>16. You know at l east one person in Vasai, Borivali I.C. colony and<BR/>Orlem, each.<BR/>17. The old people in the family call you 'puta'.<BR/>18. Portugal is your favourite European country.<BR/>19. You know 13 Savio's and 7 Seans. (shawns).<BR/>20. You've been living in Bombay all your life, but you're actually from Goa or Mangalore.<BR/>21. You never say Mumbai.<BR/>22. You'll skip the world cup final but not the Christmas dance.<BR/>23. You love going to the local 'fete' to watch the parish king and queen contest.<BR/>24. Irritating person = swine.<BR/>25. When you disagree you say 'balls'.<BR/>26. You can't play cricket to save your life, but you rock at football.<BR/>27. You don't like Remo too much, but if a non-catholic doesn't like him, you'll kick his arse for it.<BR/>28. Your Hindi is a little better than Michael Jackson's.<BR/>29. You claim you can't speak Konkani, but in reality, you can use it to win the Nobel Prize for literature.<BR/>30. Christmas is not happy, it's merry.<BR/>31. Suits are black, dark blue and grey. Only.<BR/>32. On a Saturday night, you want to go out for a 'cupple-a-beers' men.<BR/>33. Sunday is chicken curry day.<BR/>34. Your freezer is filled with last years Sorpotel, which if u heat and eat with pao no, its damn tashty men.<BR/>35. You prefer chicken patties to chicken lollypops.<BR/>36. When you order pav bhaji, you eat more pav than bhaji.<BR/>37. If you're goan you hate mangies and vice-versa.<BR/>38. Both goans and mangies hate east-indians a little.<BR/>39. East indians are people who've always been living in west India , and have nothing to do with the west indies. Not from the east, not terribly Indian either.<BR/>40. Your bar has an okay amount of booze. 365 days of the year.<BR/>41. And you 'have some wine also men' for the women who don't drink.<BR/>42. You didn't watch Sholay but you've seen 'The Passion of the Christ'. In a theatre. And you think Mel Gibson is such a nice man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-69295733579401224942008-07-19T10:45:00.000+05:302008-07-19T10:45:00.000+05:30Bandra Talks!!!Where you went?To Goma's House..laa...Bandra Talks!!!<BR/><BR/>Where you went?<BR/>To Goma's House..laat only (to Godmother's house-like that only)<BR/><BR/>First dash the potatoes then lagao bottle masala... bagaar with curry patta<BR/><BR/>Your father what goes (what business is it of yours?)<BR/><BR/>What;s wrong to you?<BR/><BR/>Every puppy has it's tail (instead of EVERY DOG HAS IT'S DAY)<BR/><BR/>"GIVE FAST HOW"<BR/><BR/>"NOT GIVING WHAT"<BR/><BR/>The lst three are Malla/Rajan/Sherly specials.<BR/><BR/>Cheers,<BR/><BR/>CyrilThe Esteveshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17546948408497001720noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-45109938592179015112008-07-17T21:26:00.000+05:302008-07-17T21:26:00.000+05:30Heard this in Somnath lane....excuse the french......Heard this in Somnath lane....excuse the french...<BR/><BR/>Boy 1 to Boy 2: Your fathers ball men...<BR/><BR/>Boy 2 replies....in your mothers mouthAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07737569553564713333noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-51200305444152999612008-07-17T19:37:00.000+05:302008-07-17T19:37:00.000+05:30granny's borasgranny's borasAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-71858287723420056992008-07-17T11:52:00.000+05:302008-07-17T11:52:00.000+05:30i'm going to 'maim' (for Mahim) for der novena!i'm going to 'maim' (for Mahim) for der novena!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4821279385059832462.post-82602801012295498832008-07-17T11:24:00.000+05:302008-07-17T11:24:00.000+05:30Bleddy Bugger! Wot men, making fun of us Catlicks....Bleddy Bugger! Wot men, making fun of us Catlicks.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com